The Origin Of Pets: A Slightly Different Twist

I have to admit the "Origin of Pets" is notanimal."And God said, "No problem.
origial. I wish it was because it is delightful. Then whyBecause I have created this new animal to be a
am I sending this to There are three reasons.Reasonreflection of my love for you, his name will be a
number one: It was written anonymously andreflection of my own name, and you will call him
submitted to our local Penneysaver; a weeklyDOG." And dog lived with Adam and was a
advertising supplement promoting local businesses,companion to him and loved him. And Adam was
which allowed permission to copy the article.Reasoncomforted. And God was pleased. And dog was
number two: We are all animal lovers in our family, so Icontent and wagged it's tail.After a while, it came to
found this anonymous tidbit thoroughly enjoyable,pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord
wanting to share it with all of you who are also animaland said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with
lovers...or not. I guarantee it'll get a chuckle or two outpride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he
of anyone who reads it, unless you're having abelieves he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
particularly bad day. If that's the case, the "Origintaught him that he is loved, but perhaps too
of Pets" will put you in a better mood.Reasonwell."And God said, "No problem! I will create
number three: The third reason is at the end so as notfor him a companion who will be with him forever and
ruin the twist.Origin of Pets A newly discoveredwho will see him as he is. The companion will remind
chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided thehim of his limitations, so he will know that he is not
answer to "Where do pets comealways worthy of adoration."And God created
from?"Adam said, "Lord, when I was in theCAT to be a companion to Adam. And cat would not
garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do notobey Adam.Reason number three: I needed to share
see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficultthis with all of you because I took my feline pal, Bear
for me to remember how much you loveto have his teeth cleaned today. Nothing serious, just
me."And God said. "No problem! I will createroutine, but the inherent risks of anesthesia kept me
a companion for you that will be with you forever andsomewhat fearful of his well-being and in tears most
who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that youof the morning. When I came across this gem called,
will love me even when you cannot see me."Origin of Pets" in my computer files, I dried
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable youmy tears and laughed. Then the vet called. Bear is fine.
may be, this new companion will accept you as youI can pick him up in four hours, after he sleeps off the
are and will love you as I do, in spite ofeffects of anesthesia. I can't wait until he comes
yourself."And God created a new animal to be ahome.If you are as big a bucket of slush as I am when
companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. Andit comes to the animals in your life, make a copy of
God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased"Origin" and save it in your computer files.
to be with Adam and wagged it's tail.And Adam said,Read as needed. It helps dry those tears. I think I'll
"Lord, I have already named all the animals in themake a copy and frame it.Pamela Beers is a
Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this newfreelance writer, educator, and animal lover.